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how the conversation went probably 



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ohgodbenny:

MICHAEL IS JUST SO PROUD OF HIS SON OKAY



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squidgy-squidgy-falala:

s3cretsociety:

kono-aitsu:

“I have dermatographia, a condition in which one’s immune system releases excessive amounts of histamine, causing capillaries to dilate and welts to appear (lasting about thirty minutes) when the hypersensitive skin’s surface is lightly scratched. This allows me to painlessly draw on my skin with just enough time to photograph the results. Even though I can direct this ephemeral response by drawing on it, the reaction is involuntary, much like the uncontrollable nature of a blush.”

My friend has this
I draw dicks on his arm

there are two types of people

squidgy-squidgy-falala:

s3cretsociety:

kono-aitsu:

I have dermatographia, a condition in which one’s immune system releases excessive amounts of histamine, causing capillaries to dilate and welts to appear (lasting about thirty minutes) when the hypersensitive skin’s surface is lightly scratched. This allows me to painlessly draw on my skin with just enough time to photograph the results. Even though I can direct this ephemeral response by drawing on it, the reaction is involuntary, much like the uncontrollable nature of a blush.

My friend has this

I draw dicks on his arm

there are two types of people

(Source: nympherie)



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darksnowflakes:

pleatedjeans:

“My friend who is a gardener sends me photos of himself at work” (via)

Assassin’s Creed: Garden edition



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cryingfor-help:

goodenoughforjazz:

crippled-sanity:

me when food is ready

u can change which way he is running with ur mind


oh my god

cryingfor-help:

goodenoughforjazz:

crippled-sanity:

me when food is ready

u can change which way he is running with ur mind

oh my god



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ghostgirlninja1122:

superwholocked-in-albion:

jeankd:

thegoddamazon:

The most important line in the whole damn song. MESSAGE.

The only historically accurate line in the whole film. 

excuse u


it got better

ghostgirlninja1122:

superwholocked-in-albion:

jeankd:

thegoddamazon:

The most important line in the whole damn song. MESSAGE.

The only historically accurate line in the whole film. 

excuse u

it got better



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(Source: gallifreyfalls)



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inaneenglish:

thetorontokid:

amuseoffyre:

saathi1013:

virginiagentlenerd:

1. Steve Rogers is not just some dumb soldier who follows orders, he thinks outside the box and asks questions and considers consequences.

2. Peggy Carter had plans to eat that boy alive before he became a delicious roast beefcake in Howard Stark’s hottie machine. 

3. I don’t understand people who didn’t enjoy this movie. 

LAUGHING FOREVER AT #2 BECAUSE PERFECTION

Roast beefcake is just added bonus:

image

a delicious roast beefcake in Howard Stark’s hottie machine”

you’re my hero

Thanks to that I called it Howard Stark’s Hottie Machine while talking to a group of fanboys at the local comic shop because I COULDN’T REMEMBER WHAT IT’S ACTUALLY CALLED.

(Source: sphieturner)



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