real life romances get in the way of what’s really important.
fake romances in video games.
Doot doot doot, playin’ Dragon Age, havin’ a wonderful—
SWEET LORD, BROODMOTHER, NO NO NO, QUIT GAME, HIDE UNDER BED, WHAT THE HELL
*At the release of TI 2*
Me: “Outta my way, kids! MOVE! *pushes kindergardeners out of the way to get to ticket counter*
One for The Incredibles 2, please.”
Theater staff: “Ma’am, you just cut the entire line and pushed over children, if you could please just wait…”
today there was a snowboard race at the resort i’m staying at and i’m a pretty decent snowboarder so i thought why not try right. so i wear all black just because it’s the only color i own and i ended up winning and when the announcer came over to me he said “dude! that was pretty awesome bro, what’s your name?” and i took my helmet off like in the movies and let my hair fall out and was like “caitlin” and everyone was liKE OOOOOOH